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One day, Dirge and Ramjet were standing around minding their own business when suddenly the silence was broken by a loud -THOOM-. The giant sky anus had just released a powerful burst of explosive diarrhea. So powerful was this burst that it had dislodged Lockdown, the Decepticon bounty hunter who had spent weeks hiding in the sky anus- biding his time until the perfect opportunity for an attack presented itself.
Lockdown landed silently behind the two coneheads. Luckily they had not noticed him, giving him an opening for a surprise attack.
"Hey, guys. Pull my finger" he said.
"Oh Primus! The SMELL!" yelled the coneheads in unison as their faces were rotted away by the noxious fumes.
Amid the stinking rubble, a lone figure came into Lockdown's field of vision seemingly unaffected by stench.
"Took you long enough to come for my head......Lockdown" it said.
That's when it hit him. He had made a horrible miscalculation, for Bludgeon has no nose.
The End.
This is one of the poorest mosaics I've seen yet.
Art is pretty neat though.
Is this a Michael Bay mosaic?
(...and aren't the Coneheads, like, 'Classics', and Bludgeon and Lockdown 'Movieverse'..?
Go figure ^_^